you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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