If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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