Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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