Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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