Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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