I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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