So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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