Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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