are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
