im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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