He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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