She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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