garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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