He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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