i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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