brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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