That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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