So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize
