Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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