There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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