I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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