fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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