But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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