And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.