your parents love me but you hate me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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