She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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