so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
How does it feel to date your dad?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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