He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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