It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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