there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He uses pillows to masturbate.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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