come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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