Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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