If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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