Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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