So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
