My girlfriend figured out who you are.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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