omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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