I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack