He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me