sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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