problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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