Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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