ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
