This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
