Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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