There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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