I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Success! We fucked roommates!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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