She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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