: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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