but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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