i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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