I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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