I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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