Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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