I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize