Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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